If you’re having a bad day here are a few baby animal pictures which surely should cheer you up! :D
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
A moment of silence
for all those
with absolute shit movie adaptions
We are so sorry that happened to you
id like to add
you wanna talk about bad adaptations?
I honestly didn’t even have to scroll down to know that was coming
the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast
you could have at least said spoiler alert
SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN
This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS
"How much money does college cost in America?"
(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)
"Weird Al" Yankovic does it again with his newest parody "Word Crimes"
this is great.
I can finally enjoy this tune without Robin Thicke
Thank the gods for Weird Al